Ok…an oldie but goodie to wrap up July. PinkandPerfect.com hopes you all have a rocking august and finish summer off with a bang !
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
“Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”
The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”
Sexy brunette Gwen Summers and her blond friend Daisy Chain are sitting in the lounge, getting closer and closer on the couch as they bemoan the lack of men in their lives. Things inevitably turn sexual as the lonely babes start to kiss and grind their bodies together passionately. Daisy dives into Gwen's aching and neglected pussy, making her squeal with ecstasy as she tickles her clit with her tongue. She makes Gwen cum in record time, then Gwen returns the favor, exploring busty blond Daisy's intimate nether regions with fingers and tongue. She makes her girlfriend climax over and over with her delicate vaginal ministrations. | |||
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